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Naked at the SOH

As I strolled to the Quay this morning, I glanced over at the Opera House and noticed that the steps had turned ‘flesh’ colour.

I zoomed in and witnessed 5000 people performing a massive lewd act on the steps of the iconic structure. It was for artistic purposes…

See also: SMH Article

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Cash for Lewd Act

During the early part of January, the drive to work is Traffic Nirvana…

After work I was surprised to find Yuko sitting in the Plaza at Michels.

I gave her $65 for her participation in a lewd act with a dog three years ago. She was very happy indeed…

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Brothels on Street View

As I wandered the streets of Lane Cove this evening, I noticed that workers were busy transforming local businesses into brothels… again

At least the Commonwealth Bank was not turned into a brothel. Instead it was just turned into a different branch…

Perhaps I should have taken up that pimping job oportunity after all!

Meanwhile, a google camera car was ominously parked nearby. I wonder what the Google Street view of Lane Cove is going to look like if they shoot it today!

Google Presence

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Brothels and Strip Clubs

There’s a little known seedy side of Lane Cove which can now be revealed.

By day, this is the humble Cafe Zivelli…

But tonight when we passed by, it had become the World Famous Pink Pussycat Strip Club…

And other shops along Longueville Road had become Stripperama and the Pink Panther Night Spot…

Meanwhile, the cars passing by had a distinctly 1980’s look about them…

It seemed like we had crossed over into bizarro world, but all was explained by the local paper…

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Druids and Nakedness

I am still trying to take a really good early morning photo of the SOH as the Sun rises over it. This picture is not it…

However, I did mange to photograph some druids engaging in bizarre rituals near the shipping terminal. They were probably discussing Swine-Flu…

When I visited Mother, she told me about an incident last night involving the crazy man who continuously wanders the ward. The woman in the next bed had gone out to the bathroom, and had encountered the crazy man wandering the corridor completely naked! While I was listening to this story, the man himself came into Mother’s room and looked at us. Fortunately he was wearing a robe this time. I took the following picture of his feet as he left the room…

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Earth Hour at the Arse End of the World

Darkness fell upon the city tonight for Earth Hour. Unlike the last two years, we decided to be lazy bastards and not travel to a distant vantage point to witness the darkness. Instead we just went next-door to the college where we usually watch the new year fireworks. The view of the city was limited, but we did notice some dimming.

We found a spot on the grass right beside one of the college buildings. It was apparently one of the dorms because we could hear the boys inside engaging in raucus behaviour the whole time we were there. At one point a group of boys emerged onto a nearby balcony and waved sparklers while shouting loud taunts at the younger boys, accusing them of engaging in a variety of depraved practices and lewd acts. They also had a red laser pointer which they shone on us from time to time.

Of course Yuko took pictures with one of her many huge cameras.

 

We ate a rice ball each and drank beer (which was probably in violation of the school rules).

 

Here is the comparison between Earth Hour and non-Earth Hour…

During the darkness we also took a few pictures of the sky. Here is a picture of the Southern Cross taken with Yuko’s camera…

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Access Denied

 

The free wi-fi at Lane Cove is working again after Harley Davidson spoke to them about the recent problems. We were both merrily Internetting, when I encountered this screen, telling my that I was not allowed to access my own site…

 

Blocked!

Blocked!

 

I was blocked from accessing the comment moderation section of this very blog! I assume this is because most of the comments promote the viewing of lewd acts.

Perhaps this is part of the government’s Internet filtering trial, but I was shocked and appalled and by this unwarranted censorship.

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Lewd Act at Tree Lighting

Tonight was the annual tree lighting ceremony at Lance Cove. it was very exciting indeed.

The Lane Cove Christmas Tree

A large crowd gathered in the plaza for a program of entertainment leading up to the tree lighting. The strange thing is that the tree is not visible from this part of the plaza, thus mittigating the excitment at the moment of the lighting…

There was also a herd of cattle and a flock of sheep, along with the odd chicken and pig…

Sheep

Sheep

I was shocked to observe an underage sheep performing a lewd act with a mature man…

Lamb and Man perform a lewd act

Lamb and Man perform a lewd act

We didn’t wait for the tree lighting, deciding to go to the Indian restaurant instead!

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