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Death Threat

Today we went to a birthday party. It was a wild energetic crowd…

Yuko got to hold my first cousin twice removed…

She also competed with the official photographer…

Around the time that the festivities reached a climax, I received a death threat from the guest of honour. Fortunately I captured it on video for use in any legal action which may follow…

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Council Issues Death Machines

Lane Cove Council had a display in the plaza this morning demonstrating the use of death traps for catching the pesky non-native birds shown below…

As we had breakfast on the balcony of Epitome, we saw Harley Davidson inspecting the merchandise. We suspect he is planning to murder some defenceless avians!

Harley Davidson Contemplating Murder

Yuko with the death machines

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Knife Threat

Today we had our monthly team lunch. You can’t beat a free lunch…

We went to a pizza restaurant, so I ate pizza…

During lunch, one of my colleagues threatened me with violent death. Fortunately I survived…

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