Dandyism Incarnate

Smashing Wedding Presents

As I was leaving for work today, I brushed against a bottle of wine which had been standing on a small table in the living room and it fell to the floor and smashed! It was actually a wedding present which we were saving for our first anniversary in a couple of weeks!

Wedding present lies smashed on the floor

Wedding present lies smashed on the floor

As I began picking up the shattered fragments, one of the larger pieces broke under its own weight and hit my other hand, creating a gushing stream of blood. It was very harrowing indeed…

Blood gushes from my injured hand

Later I was cheered up by a gaily decorated bus in the city…

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