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Wednesday, October 31 2007

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Today evil forces caused me to forget my camera, so here's a picture of a witch...

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Sunday, October 28 2007

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Saturday
Sunday

Noswonky's Most Exciting Moments - No. 1 - Daylight Saving Begins

Walking

I went walking today and saw a buggy parked next to Jesus...

It was the day of the Seven Bridges Walk. I didn't participate because I'm a lazy bastard. However the route took walkers right past the Noswonky residence. Here's one of the route markers...

Lizard

I saw another lizard in the back yard. It was smaller than the two we saw recently. That means there must be at least three of these fearsome creatures living in our yard.

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Friday, October 26 2007

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Monday
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Wednesday
Thursday

SMH Sellout

Today the Sydney Morning Herald sold its journalistic ethics to an airline. The entire front page wraparound shown below, although looking like a news story, was in fact a paid advertisement...

The ABC Media Watch program tells it best in the following video...

After this shocking development, I decided to do some serious drinking...

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Sunday, October 21 2007

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Claudia's Cameo

When I went to Epitome this morning, I was shocked to see Claudia working there again after having left long ago. She said it was just a 'cameo'...

Claudia

Mystery Network Switch (II)

I have retrieved the photos from backups, and my theory on the origin of the Mystery Network Switch is supported by the evidence...

On February 16th this year, the company I was working for at the time moved. I helped by carrying a large amount of computer equipment in my car...

My car loaded up with computers in February

The photo below shows the space behind the driver's seat, and I think it shows the switch...

Network Switch circled

And if we zoom in, there is little doubt that this is the switch I found under the driver's seat yesterday...

Zoomed in

I have made arrangements to return it to the company before they commence legal action.

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Saturday, October 20 2007

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Gate and Post

Mother had a gate... but no post!

Gate

So today I took her to the post shop.

She purchased a sturdy square post in two parts - one long and one short. My car has a hole in the back seat to allow long objects (such as posts) to be carried.

Mother and her post

Post and gate united (old gate in the background)

Now it's up to Vito to install it.

Mystery Network Switch (I)

Before taking Mother to the post shop, I was looking for my tape measure (for post measuring). I last remembered having it in my car, so I was looking for it on the floor and under the seat. As I looked under the driver's seat, I found a network switch...

I found this network switch under the driver's seat of my car!

This is not mine, and I had no idea where it came from!

However, after giving the matter some deep thought, I developed a theory of its origin.

There is a photograph on this site, taken several months ago which may hold the key to the mystery. However, I will have to retrieve the full size version from backup to test my theory. I will reveal the results of the investigation tomorrow...

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Thursday, October 18 2007

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Yuko Decamps

Yuko left the country this morning for a multi-purpose visit to Japan. She'll be gone for a tad over two weeks. Her plane was leaving at 9.25am, so I drove her to the airport and was still able to get to work on time.

Bag packed

Yuko after being dropped at the airport

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Tuesday, October 16 2007

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Monday
Tuesday

The Red Chopstick

Tonight we took Mother to a new restaurant - The Red Chopstick. It's a Vietnamese place which has opened recently right behind Epitome. In fact it's in the room that Epitome was using for extra space a few weeks ago while their upper floor was being renovated. The food was quite nice, and we decided that we might come again.

Mother enters The Red Chopstick

Food

Mother with an unusual looking dish

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Sunday, October 14 2007

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Election

As we sipped coffee at Epitome, the Prime Minister was paying a visit to the Governor General. I knew this because I read it on Yuko's iPod Touch, which she has named Touchy. We were able to connect to the Lane Cove WiFi network without difficulty...

The news on 'Touchy'

Fair

It was the day of the Lane Cove Fair...

The Fair

I saw Joe Hockey mingling with the people in the Plaza, but his ample arse was too big to fit in my camera's field of view. Instead, I photographed bread...

Fair Bread

Then, Yuko bought a bear...

Yuko buys a Fair Bear

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Saturday, October 13 2007

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iPod, therefore iTouch

When Yuko said she wanted to go to the 'apple shop'. I thought she wanted to buy apples, but I was wrong...

Instead she forced me to take her to look at the iPod Touch.

When we arrived at the 'Apple Shop' at Chatswood, there was just one iPod Touch on display and there was a couple playing with it. We walked up behind them and I looked at the guy... and recognised him. So I said hello (or words to that effect). He was the guy who sits right next to me at work. He was trying to persuade his girlfriend to buy him the iPod Touch for Christmas.

Then, Yuko got to play with it... and of course she bought it! So we then went to a coffee shop to play with it (see second coffee picture at top).

Yuko with the iPod Touch

However, although we were able to turn the device on, we couldn't get it to do anything other than display a screen offering the option to "cancel" or "power off", both of which resulted in the device turning off!

It wasn't until we got home and connected it to a computer that it started doing stuff...

Blogwonky on the iPod Touch

Mother's Gate

Mother needs a new gate, so we went to Bunnings. I was expecting a vast selection of gates, but they have of just one - the 1500x850mm round-topped pine gate...

The selection of gates
Mother waits to pay

It will be delivered on Tuesday.

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Friday, October 12 2007

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Thursday
Friday

Moths (IV)

Thursday
Friday

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Wednesday, October 10 2007

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Moths (III)

Each day several moths come and spend the day with us in the office. Sometimes I catch them and release them in the fire stairs. Meanwhile, at the Prime Minister's Sydney office, the Moths grow thicker...

Moths

And they are in the news...

Moths in the news

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Tuesday, October 9 2007

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Moths (II)

Moths

Building

This is the building where I work... an inconspicuous and relatively tiny glassy tower...

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Monday, October 8 2007

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Mother Admits Octogenarianism

Today Mother admitted that she's 80 (because she is). So we had a little party at our house...

Mother at the little party

Moths (I)

The city in in the grip of a Bogong Moth plague. The building in the city where I park my car is their favourite...

Moths

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Sunday, October 7 2007

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Mother Denies Octogenarianism

Mother is not 80!

She is 79 and 364 days. But despite her protests, we decided to celebrate her 80th birthday.

My cousin had arranged a gathering of the extended family at Berima, about half way between Sydney and Canberra. This location was chosen because some members of the party live near Canberra, and so we met them half way.

The venue - The Magpie Cafe at Berima

Yuko took pictures

Mother

There was a birthday cake with '80' candles (rather than 80 candles).

This was only the third time that my three cousins and I have all been in the same place at the same time. Amazingly, I am still the youngest!

Mother with the four cousins - each an only child!

The whole group (except Yuko who took the picture).

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Tuesday, October 2 2007

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Monday, October 1 2007

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Epitome

The weather has turned... and today it was warm enough to sit out on the balcony at Epitome...

Computing at Epitome

A chef at Epitome shows of his Japanese headgear, although he's not Japanese

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