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Saturday, March 31 2007

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Earth Hour at the Arse End of the Earth

Tonight from 7.30pm it was Earth Hour. We went over the Mrs. Macquarie's Point to have a picnic and watch the city plunged into darkness. Actually, it wasn't very dark, but by altering the photographic exposure, you can make it look really dark...

Bright
Dark

Here's a very dark video...

The City - but is it dark or bright?

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Friday, March 30 2007

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Friday
Thursday

Have you seen this dog?

Epitome

We went to Epitome for dinner. When decided to go, there was no special occasion. But by the time we arrived, there was a special occasion to celebrate...

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We chose our wine because of the picture on the label

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Wednesday, March 28 2007

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Wednesday
Tuesday

Monday

Blue Mitsy

Today the wall next to my parking space at work was painted blue...

Mitsy and partly painted wall
Mitsy and fully painted wall

But later, I noticed that Mitsy also got a bit of blue...

Blue Mitsy

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Sunday, March 25 2007

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Bobby Reviewed

After the movie yesterday, we went to Katsura, the fake Japanese restaurant at Neutral Bay. There we discussed Bobby. Here's our review of the film...

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Saturday, March 24 2007

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Election

The NSW state election was held today so I had to take Mother to vote in the morning. She also wanted to go to the Jewelery shop at Lane Cove. Therefore, we decided to have breakfast at home rather than going to Epitome.

Breakfast at home

At the polling place we were confronted by this depressing sight - and both of them won!

After visiting the Jewelery shop, Mother offered to buy us coffee, so we ended up at Epitome after all...

Yuko and Mother at Epitome

Yuko has a tendency to confuse 'Election' with another word. The following video shows what I mean. Mother also reveals who she voted for...

Bobby

In the afternoon, the three of us went to a movie. Mother wanted to see Bobby, so that's what we saw. A review of the film will follow in tomorrow's blog...

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Heeeeeeee! Your Mum and I voted the same!

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Friday, March 23 2007

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Tuesday
Thursday

Friday

Cube

On Wednesday, I bought a 4x4x4 cube. It appears that it may not be as difficult to solve as I first thought. Mine is now as big as that of any known reader.

Taiki and Yellow

Yellow Coffee

On Thursday, we went to Taiki for dinner and then Yellow for coffee.

First we bought wine. Yuko chooses wine based on the picture on the label. She liked this picture...

Wine

As usual, Yuko and Yukiko talked a lot...

Yukiko of Taiki

Yuko ate Fish Neck. I didn't think fish had necks!

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Sunday, March 18 2007

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Brazilian Photo Shoot

Today we went to a photo shoot at a studio at Balmain. We were to be photographed by Sambino, a professional Brazilian photographer. But it wasn't just the Brazilian wielding a camera...

Sambino the Brazilian

Yuko gets photographed
I get photographed

Also during the shoot, a fish was caught!

And there was also a propeller...

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More or less nothing seems important. I've just been letting everything happen without me recently. I can't be bothered with anything recently, but such is life. My life's been generally bland today. Not much on my mind these days, but eh.

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Saturday, March 17 2007

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Mirror

On the way home from Epitome, Yuko spotted a garage sale sign so we went there. Yuko bought an umbrella and a mirror.

Mirror

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Friday, March 16 2007

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Thursday
Wednesday

Tuesday
Monday

Cube

After a co-worker told me that a nearby shop was selling The World's Smoothest Turning Cube, I went and bought one. It only cost $14.95, but it turned out to be a rip off because it was actually the stiffest turning cube I've used.

Not the Smoothest

So I took it apart...

Meanwhile, Laughing Mole sent me the evidence that his is bigger than mine...

Case closed

Mother

Mother come to our filthy house for dinner. After dinner, she watched a vodcast on my iPod (although she doesn't know what a vodcast is).

Mother watches a vodcast

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Sunday, March 11 2007

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Bridge of Death

Look what they've done to the bridge of Death! It's an outrage...

Bridge of Death - Bypassed!

Balmoral

We went to Balmoral and bought Thai food. We also saw a stingray.

Yuko at Balmoral
Stingray

Yuko gets down low

This might look like a sunset, but it's not.

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27/03/2007
5413 Days Ago
Whaaaat? How dare they cheapen the Bridge of Khazadum with such an ooky monstrosity! The Bridge of Doom must remain.... doomy!

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Saturday, March 10 2007

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Bondi Junction

Today we did not go to Epitome or Yellow!

I had left something at the office, and I needed to get it, so we decided to go over to Bondi Junction for breakfast.

Yuko was distracted by a pawn shop...

After breakfast we went to Westfield, and Yuko got into trouble with the security dudes for taking pictures! It's not the first time Yuko's camera has got her into trouble. Of course I didn't take any pictures.

Bondi Junction Plaza

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Friday, March 9 2007

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Friday

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Cube

A few days ago, a dude at work brought in a Rubik's Cube. So I picked it up and started twisting. I used to be able to solve it, but not having done it for many years, I'd forgotten some of the moves.

I decided that this situation must be rectified, so I searched a few sites on the web until I found one that gave a solution compatible with my existing knowledge. The way I used to solve the cube was the layer-by-layer method. So I wanted a solution which used this method so that I could use my existing knowledge to solve the first two layers, and then use the web site to do the last layer (which is the part I'd forgotten).

I took my cube to work too, and we compared them. Someone asked me where I bought it, but I couldn't remember as it was a while back (1981). The two cubes look remarkable similar, despite their differing ages. The logos are also similar, but of course, the logo on my 1981 cube does not include a web site!

In use, my cube is much noisier than the newer one. I think it's always been like that rather than it being a symptom of age.

The old and new cubes

The 1981 logo
The 2007 logo

Solving the cube - without commentary...

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Mine is bigger than yours.

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Sunday, March 4 2007

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Deal

We returned to Rozelle Markets again today in search of the elusive watch dealer that Yuko met three weeks ago. This time, we found him. So I went to have coffee while Yuko negotiated a deal.

When I returned later, a deal had been done and Yuko had reduced her watch collection by two.

Dealer

Hole in the Wall

Today, I made a hole in the wall. It was to allow our recently acquired air conditioner an outlet for the hot air hose. Until now, we have just stuck the big hose through the door which leads into the garage.

Making the first incision
A hole takes shape

Eventually it gets round
And the hose is inserted

The hose emerges on the other side
And the A/C is "installed"

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Saturday, March 3 2007

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Mother's VCR

I took Mother's VCR to be repaired more than a month ago and they never called me. When I looked at the docket they'd given me, there was no phone number, and I didn't remember the name of the shop. So today I decided to go over to the shop which is at Northbridge.

The item was ready - and had been ready for some time! Fortunately, the repair was free because the machine was still under warranty. Mother was happy.

Video Shop

Happy Mother

Gays and Lesbians

In the late afternoon we drove over to the City to gawk at the sights of the Gay Mardi Gras. We didn't stay for the parade itself, but just observed the preparations. Afterwards, we ate Chinese at Regal in Sussex Street (see beer picture at top).

And here's some of what we saw...

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Friday, March 2 2007

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A Week of Coffee

Nothing happened this week, except that I drank coffee. A summary is below. Note the differing styles between Monday/Friday vs. midweek - all at the same cafe...

Friday
Thursday

Wednesday
Tuesday

Monday

Jolly Pong

Actually it's not true to say that nothing happened. On Thursday night we went to Maroo. When we entered the restaurant I noticed that XX XXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXXX [Name Deleted] XXXXXXX XXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX XXXXXX I averted my eyes rapidly and avidly for the rest of the evening.

Then we went to the Korean supermarket and saw Jolly Pong.

Fire
Jolly Pong

Fog on the Gore

This morning it was foggy...

Fog on the Gore

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