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Monday, December 13th 2004

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Cochlear

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

Today it is exactly three months since I began working at Cochlear. Thus, today also marks the end of my probationary period. As my boss has given me a task for tomorrow, it looks like I passed!

Lights III (or IV or whatever)

It's embarrassing to be seen around Lane Cove being the owner of such a tiny Christmas light display. I therefore took steps to upgrade by purchasing some additional lighting units.

A snake of lights

A tangle of lights

The snake passed electrical testing before being installed...

I know the secret of how the Pyramids of Egypt were built. They obviously used a couple of pieces of string and a tennis ball in a sock. With this equipment it is possible to hoist anything into any desired position.

You might, for example, want to place a huge stone atop an enormous pyramid... or you might want to put a set of Christmas lights on the roof of your humble home...

Tennis ball in sock

Just tie the sock to the string, throw it over the high thing, and then you can hoist anything up to whereever you want.

The snake about to be hoisted

The snake after being hoisted onto the roof

The project was not completed by sundown, so it will be continued tomorrow.

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