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Wednesday, December 1st 2004

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Santa Countdown

A Santa Countdown Clock was installed overnight near my desk by a person or persons unknown...

I dispute this count

And the decorations went up...

Garbage

As I mentioned last Thursday, our garbage bin was stolen. Yuko rang the council last week and they said we would have to pay $65 to get a new one. So Yuko paid the money and they said they would deliver it on Monday. Of course it did not arrive. Yuko rang again today to abuse them.

As tonight is the night to put our garbage out, they suggested we put the garbage in a non-standard recepticle and put this sign on it...

So we did.

Mother

Mother has been hassling me for about a month to scan some of her artworks so she can use the copies for Christmas cards. Tonight at last, I did it. There were about 12 postcard size paintings to scan and print. Here are a couple of samples...

Tree

Sheep

Offers to purchase the original works will be considered.

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Anonymous
2/12/2004
5602 Days Ago
In what technique is The Sheep?

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Webslave
2/12/2004
5602 Days Ago
It appears to be a hybrid of several media. I will consult with the artist to make sure.

If you are interested in sheep you might like to commission a personalised work from the artist.

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Webslave
2/12/2004
5601 Days Ago
The artist says it's acrylic on paper. The identity of the sheep is not known.

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kiama resident
24/10/2007
4546 Days Ago
"The House of Canton - There seemed to be no Chinese staff and no Chinese customers - Not a good sign!" Owner and chefs are Chinese which is the important part

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paul
27/10/2007
4543 Days Ago
are you a moron, kiama resident?

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kiama resident
28/11/2007
4510 Days Ago
why am i a moron?

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paul
30/11/2007
4509 Days Ago
I don't know why, you tell us: maybe it's your childhood?

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kiama resident
30/11/2007
4508 Days Ago
lol too bad im still a child or at least im 15

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paul
1/12/2007
4508 Days Ago
make sure you grow up or you'll stay a moron for the rest of your life. Don't inhale too much, and don't swallow (grog).

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